Let’s be real. Savage Captions for Instagram are a must sometimes. Especially when you’re deep in your feelings, and you just need to get a little bit of that sass out into the open.
Well, today is your lucky day. We collected some great savage captions for Instagram so you can express that inner demon on another level.
I cried when you left me, but I laughed when I saw what you left me for
Bitch I wanna slap you, but I don’t know which face
Turn ya savage up, and lose your feelings
No I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit
Make them stop and stare
If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape
If I cut you off, you probably handed me the scissors
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If you leave without a reason, don’t come back with an excuse
2 words, 1 finger is all you need
Wake up, work out, look hot, kick ass
I’m sunshine mixed with little hurricane
Be easy to love hard to break, and impossible to forget
I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone
A true speaker of the truth has no friends
When someone calls me an asshole, I get this warm feeling inside
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens
Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots
You smell like drama and a headache. Please get away from me
I’m not free any day. I’m expensive everyday
Rather steal your snacks than your man
You’re not a model. You’re a bitch with a smartphone and 37 editing apps
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late
I think my guardian angel is drunk more than me
I keep it real because I’m not afraid to make enemies
Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
Beg no friends. Owe no favors, and say what you feel.
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I don’t need you in the mix. That’s how you lose favor
Don’t stand too close to the haters. Remember plastic melts
So apparently you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach
You’re just getting mean at this point
Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit
My confidence is designer
Pain can shape anyone into a warrior
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. Time to start acting like it
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma
The last time I saw something like you… I flushed it
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I may be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I’m not the girl everyone’s had
You sir are the human version of period cramps
You look like something I drew with my left hand
I’m glad you stopped talking to me. It’s like the trash took itself out
If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you I’m better at it
It’s ok if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
Don’t give a fuck to the fuck that fucks you up
Cold as ice, but in the right hands she melts
You are so fake, even Chine denied they made you
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Underestimate me. See what happens
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy
Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for you they don’t laugh
Why am I so afraid to lose you, when your not even mine
I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you
Hey I found your nose. It was in my business
Relationship status: Waiting on a miracle
The shit you hear about me may be true, but it can also be as fake as the bitch who told you
Don’t study me, you won’t graduate
Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger
I’n not free any day. I’m expensive everyday
I’m sunshine mixed with little hurricane
Time to finish strong
I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts
Emotional somedays, emotionless other days
Make mistakes. It’s better than faking perfection
They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late
If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice
Be savage not average
Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything
Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face. But with words
I’m not free any day. I’m expensive everyday
