Savage Captions for Instagram

Let’s be real. Savage Captions for Instagram are a must sometimes. Especially when you’re deep in your feelings, and you just need to get a little bit of that sass out into the open.

Well, today is your lucky day. We collected some great savage captions for Instagram so you can express that inner demon on another level.

I cried when you left me, but I laughed when I saw what you left me for

I cried when you left me, but I laughed when I saw what you left me for



Bitch I wanna slap you, but I don't know which face

Bitch I wanna slap you, but I don’t know which face

Turn ya savage up, and lose your feelings

Turn ya savage up, and lose your feelings



No-I-checked-my-receipt-I-didnt-buy-any-of-your-bullshit

No I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit

Make them stop and stare

Make them stop and stare

If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape

If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape



If I cut you off, you probably handed me the scissors

If I cut you off, you probably handed me the scissors

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If you leave without a reason, don’t come back with an excuse

If you leave without a reason, don’t come back with an excuse

2 words, 1 finger is all you need

2 words, 1 finger is all you need

Wake up, work out, look hot, kick ass

Wake up, work out, look hot, kick ass



I’m sunshine mixed with little hurricane

I’m sunshine mixed with little hurricane

Be easy to love hard to break, and impossible to forget

Be easy to love hard to break, and impossible to forget

I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone

I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone



A true speaker of the truth has no friends

A true speaker of the truth has no friends

When someone calls me an asshole, I get this warm feeling inside

When someone calls me an asshole, I get this warm feeling inside

When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens

When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens



Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit

Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

You smell like drama and a headache. Please get away from me

You smell like drama and a headache. Please get away from me

I'm not free any day. I'm expensive everyday

I’m not free any day. I’m expensive everyday



Rather steal your snacks than your man

Rather steal your snacks than your man

You're not a model. You're a bitch with a smartphone and 37 editing apps

You’re not a model. You’re a bitch with a smartphone and 37 editing apps

They say good things take time. That's why I'm always late

They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late



I think my guardian angel is drunk more than me

I think my guardian angel is drunk more than me

I keep it real because I’m not afraid to make enemies

I keep it real because I’m not afraid to make enemies

Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny

Treat me like a joke, and I’ll leave you like it’s funny



Beg no friends. Owe no favors, and say what you feel.

Beg no friends. Owe no favors, and say what you feel.

More from our list of Savage Captions for Instagram

I don’t need you in the mix. That’s how you lose favor

Don’t stand too close to the haters. Remember plastic melts

So apparently you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach



You’re just getting mean at this point

Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized by bullshit

My confidence is designer

Pain can shape anyone into a warrior

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. Time to start acting like it

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable like a coma

The last time I saw something like you… I flushed it



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I may be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I’m not the girl everyone’s had

You sir are the human version of period cramps

You look like something I drew with my left hand

I’m glad you stopped talking to me. It’s like the trash took itself out

If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you I’m better at it

It’s ok if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on

Don’t give a fuck to the fuck that fucks you up

Cold as ice, but in the right hands she melts

You are so fake, even Chine denied they made you



The list continues

Underestimate me. See what happens

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy

Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for you they don’t laugh

Why am I so afraid to lose you, when your not even mine

I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you

Hey I found your nose. It was in my business

Relationship status: Waiting on a miracle

The shit you hear about me may be true, but it can also be as fake as the bitch who told you

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger

I’n not free any day. I’m expensive everyday

I’m sunshine mixed with little hurricane



Time to finish strong

I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts

Emotional somedays, emotionless other days

Make mistakes. It’s better than faking perfection

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late

If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice

Be savage not average

Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything

Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face. But with words

I’m not free any day. I’m expensive everyday

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